What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

Hah! You are so right.

Breanna, shouldn’t this be filed under WYPIPO?

Yeah, let’s not forget the whole kidney thing.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

 making for Pirates of the Caribbean: When Everyone’s Undead, We Can Do This Forever

Since Jez didn’t cover his Seattle stop, FYI an anti-fa who was actively working to de-escalate tensions with protesters and MAGA-Nazis WAS SHOT by a MAGA bro who then went to police and turned himself in and then was RELEASED by the police immediately afterwards. http://patch.com/washington/seattle/man-who-shot-milo-y…

Carmelo after his trade to the Clippers: “Look at this video. You can pass man. I don’t know why you keep scoring when you can pass it to me.”

Because:

If that’s the case, why doesn’t he say so? I feel like he could very easily deflate (har) a lot of this if he just said something along those lines.  

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

Go Falcons.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

agree.

General strike. Shut EVERYTHING down. We cannot let this go any further. Everyone in the streets. See you there!

The comedian Brian Posehn used to have a bit about being bad at bigotry; e.g., whenever he saw a gay couple he’d yell “Go back to Mexico!” at them.

I hollered at this because it’s horrifying accurate. I PRAY for a GWB to save us right now. Lol

I was just thinking that. He totally proved Ansari’s point.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

“Chris Brown further proves point.”