There was so much cringe I had to check - and it’s not real. Then I realized who posted it and it made sense because it actually included wordplay wit, which is too complex for the orange.
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They’re very mean and they’re very nasty. Just like the ads Clinton is running against him. They’re mean and they’re nasty and he could say alot about Clinton but he won’t.
I think he did try for that, but for some reason thought it was insulting to vets? So he said don’t worry, only the weak ones give in? I honestly can’t parse this.
This guy can’t handle his own words quoted to himself a few days later.
“He has always respected the service and sacrifice of our military men and women”
To me it sounds like he’s trying to say, “civilians see fictional depictions of war in movies and TV and think that it doesn’t look so awful, but in reality the horror of war is something you can’t appreciate unless you’ve experienced it first hand”
He’s shameless.
literally every question he answers should be followed by “how the fuck are you going to pay for it when you want to bankrupt the country with your dumbass tax cuts”
“The media continues to operate as the propaganda arm of Hillary Clinton as they took Mr. Trump’s words out of context
A friend of mine is a state-level lobbyist, so it’s literally his job to understand electoral politics at a granular level. Last year he gave a talk where he said Trump would either be “over” before Christmas, or he’d be the nominee. I was like, GTFO, dude, he’s never going to be the nominee.
Do you want to fuck your own daughter too?
Come on, Ashley, you missed the worst best one:
I absolutely love how the Trump campaign is saying that the anonymous sources providing the Apprentice sound bites are “publicity hungry” and “opportunistic.”
Jesus Christ. You’d think Trump would have gotten his fill of fucking himself in Atlantic City.
Trump is going to skip the next debate and instead host a pay-per-view where he will literally make out with his daughter.