It’s fine that you don’t want to vote for a candidate that you don’t think represents your ideals, but it is also fine that Bee lives in the real world and recognizes that: (1) there are only two candidates with a chance to win this presidential election and (2) if you refuse to vote for the one that most closely…

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

You don’t get a time out to pop a dislocated digit back in. The ref was wrong to allow it. The fight should have been immediately called as a tko win by injury for Werdum.

They shut off the audio in Browne’s corner between the first and second rounds because Edmond was saying some really nasty shit about Werdum to Browne.

Best entrance music ever?

It is fucking outrageous that she had to, AGAIN, defend her email actions, while Trump skated by, AGAIN, without giving any substantive answers. What the actual fuck? Should we not be listening to her talk about policy at a forum about policy? She’s the only candidate who has something real to say, based on facts and…

Man, it’s a shocker she doesn’t really like spending a lot of time on media Q&A sessions when this is the treatment she gets...I agree, it’s absolutely inexcusable on Lauer’s part.

It’s not like NBC doesn’t have better people! Maddow was right there! Hell, I would have paid money to watch Joy Reid moderate, she is pretty much a one-woman news station at this point, bringing up the slack for putty heads like Lauer.

Double standard? What double standard?

To those who would defend Trump with “what he meant to say,” I would remind them that according to Trump, he always says what he means.

Matt Lauer belongs in one place on TV- in between segments on the weather in your neighborhood and a live performance from Toby Keith. And he barely belongs there.

he spent a third of his time with Clinton on questions about her private email server

Tom Cruise was right — Matt Lauer is glib.

The Giants are up right now on the Rockies. If it holds,

To listen to while watching the above .gif.

Rushing an axe-wielding intruder is like the last thing this girl should have done.

“Hey, can I borrow the car? Before you answer, remember that time I risked my life to save our livelihood and my grandfather from ax wielding robbers? Kthxbye!”

I couldn’t tie my shoes until I was almost 7.

Cool. Makes sense.