PorcupineEeyore
PorcupineEeyore
PorcupineEeyore

I saw Benoit walking around at the MGM casino a few hours before a PPV event in the mid-late 90s. He was a little shorter than I thought he would be, but really improbably wide. Like someone took a normal muscular dude and messed with his aspect ratio.

I remember going to a local WCW show in our home town when I was in 9th grade and my brother was in 6th. There was a 6 man tag match that included Stevie Ray. At some point my brother yelled out "Hey Stevie Ray, you suck!" Without missing a beat he turned, looked at my brother and responded "Your momma sucks, bitch!"

That Benoit story... just... geez.

Bowie, Prince, Ali, Merle, Shandling. And now Virgilbag.

Yeah, but about 40% of Americans plan to vote for this dipshit, so that doesn’t make me feel great about the state of our country.

Hey, you forgot that he ALSO finds the time to be both an incompetant idiot and an evil dictatorial genius! Obama is a busy man...

Dude,

This isn’t up to date, but ...

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

Can Jezebel please gather all the name they’ve given Trump into a single article?! They make me laugh so hard!

(Well, that’s kind of the point of training.)

The Four Rules

What a sad little group we are. Except we've got Tig!

Much better - once I got to go off to college.

Same same! Hey, we’re disfunction twinsies!

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

I’m always looking for ways to boost my intake of vitamin Tig. This’ll do nicely!

This slays me. (I just posted a wire from this very story!). I had a tough stepfather who would throw my stuff out the window if my room wasn’t clean. Remember trying to explain why my stuff was on the front lawn whena friend came over after school. Her look of horror opened my eyes to the fact that this was far from

He's a disastrously bad writer, and a pretty severe dumbass to boot.