come get your boy, Corey.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

hahahahah

I could have told her that Rebecca was a bad password. We get it — You love Daphne Du Maurier. Who doesn’t?

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

This was a really good burn too:

Seagulls are good, Barry. I only saw a handful on this past trip to the beach, and I was genuinely disappointed.

Did you see Dilbert guy get destroyed on twitter by Bill Kristol today? Good times.

This is good, but you also have to pretend to enjoy them. She won’t be grateful if you’re pouting or checked-out the whole time.

I think as long as you didn’t phrase it as “fine, we’ll do all that shitty stuff you like for once” then you’re golden. Sounds lovely.

Yeah, this is the best possible move.

I’m sorry, I just stopped reading the book, because it was boring and terrible.

Realistically, a death not during competition.

Today is my wife’s birthday, and she genuinely does not like to get standard presents. Instead, I’ve set up 3 straight days of doing fun things with friends that she loves, and I can't stand. This is solid husbanding, right?

I don’t know, but this dog Samer found is the worst dog.

I’m the only one who cares, but whatever happened to Burneko’s blog about Jonathan Franzen’s Purity? I ended up thinking it was really good and was hoping that would continue.

Will we be seeing a “Dogs, ranked” post soon? The takes from dog people would melt steel crates.

I don’t know, but I’m hoping for a replay of the candy bar scene from Caddyshack.

What’s the worst thing that will go down in Rio?