Because the series lasted longer than one game.

Love 3:16 says, “Someone else on this team just whupped your ass.”

Hey there. How you doing?

The first amendment didn’t kill anybody either, but you’re still not allowed to yell fire in a crowded fucking theater.

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

What the 2nd Amendment didn’t have in mind when it stated ‘A well regulated militia’.

“In the beginning the Universe was created.

I'm gonna have to get some blood pressure meds after all this salt.

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Goddamn that Al Gore. If he hadn’t invented the climate we’d never be in this global warming debacle.

It’s pretty obvious that this is actually all the fault of Ferdinand and Isabella.

Exponentially so.

Always nice to hear a dignified Republican’s take on the president. Trump is clearly an anomaly in this party, and not at all reflective of most Republicans....

Couldn’t you then say, by this absolutely ridiculous logic, that George W. Bush was directly responsible for the shooting because he invaded Iraq, which caused Obama to inherit troops there that he needed to pull out?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooff.

Why stop there? Let’s blame the American Revolution. Shit, let’s blame small pox blankets. Who invented the boat? Fuck that guy. I blame the inventor of the boat.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I’m pretty sure the 76ers are comfortable drafting players that will not play basketball in front of them.