PorcupineEeyore
PorcupineEeyore
PorcupineEeyore

“I’m fairly certain there are trained professional snipers with tranquilizer darts in case I’m too far off message.”

Nice.

Me. I’ll take the lemon flavor, please.

That’s Coachella for you.

I think I love you.

No lisp no love

Seems like an odd occupation. I mean, who would buy a sno-cone in a porta-potty?

Ha ha great minds!

Ooooh THEM

You have to wait until you hear how she pronounces Ibiza, THEN you can breakup with her.

rumors are swirling that she allegedly cheated on him while at Coachella.

She will be back in Ibiza for her DJ residency all summer

Them?

Them.

Who?

What if...okay what if...guys guys what if...what if food ate people?

While I personally would like to put this case behind me, I also think this complaint raises some fundamental questions that our society deserves answers to.”