PorcupineEeyore
PorcupineEeyore
PorcupineEeyore

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

I know exactly which commenters will get and like this reference #Olds

NOW CUT THAT OUT!!!

this guy may be a good (haven’t heard of anyone suing him for malpractice) doctor but he was a lousy presidential candidate which is the only reason Fox him a platform.

Or maybe a star? I heard that for two Jacksons and a Hamilton you can name one.

Seriously. He looks like he’s about to eat her mouth off. Just stop, dude.

The video is much nicer if you don’t notice them.

I HAD TO WATCH AGAIN!! I didn’t notice them either. The glow of true love between her and that pizza totally blocked them out!

LOL same

you convinced me!

SHE NEEDS NEW FRIENDS. I VOLUNTEER.

Seriously, this girl is the SHIT!!! Truly a brave, heroic, and inspiring individual.

*reads comment*

it’s a slice from a mini-pizza. The actual size of the uncut pie:

my blood sugar is very low right now

I did not even notice the couple kissing. I thought this was just about one woman’s true love for pizza.

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

This is the best fucking theory I’ve ever heard in my life.

You think that slice is so tiny to make his hands look bigger?

She’s eating it wrong.