Only the US would consider rewarding a person who actively exported your pandemic to a so-called allies’ native soil.

Mercer U probably doesn’t give a shit bc she pays her tuition, and will theoretically be a bigger donor as an asshole doctor.

A lot of things get tweeted every day, so I’m sure I just missed the one that said “This is infuriating. Tamir was a 12 year old boy who left his house to play outside at the playground . . . murdered by cops in seconds?!”

“She cries. She wants to come home.”

Thoughts and prayers you fuckwads

As a straight man, I rank Hemsworth as the best AND most bangable Chris. Plus, Thor >> Captain America every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Oh god... that picture of Shkreli up top... with this one... tell me I’m not wrong?? (and yes, that’s a young Mitch... barf)

I am proud of you.

I think there’s a pretty direct parallel to say that Chris Pratt is the Chick-Fil-A of Chrises. 

Fucking Mitch McConnell. I hope that motherfucker gets a stroke that renders him completely incapacitated and unable to move or speak for the last years of his life but keeps his brain fully intact. And then I hope he gets bedsores and a horrible case of diaper rash that his nurses don’t bother to clear up. That is…

Christ America is a cesspool of disease and jackwad twats running the place who have no fucking business running the place! 

Instead, the latest covid relief package extends a tax credit available to businesses who do offer paid sick leave.

Yep. I can really sum it up with a brief version of a story I told on here under another burner account. I spent years and years listening to my conservative acquaintances bitch about Obama and liberals. I really tried to listen and understand. One day, I finally got a bit fed up with all the “need to protect myself” r…

Also neither here nor there: Hemsworth is very clearly the most handsome Chris.  It’s baffling that he gets placed so low in these non-existent rankings.  I concede that Evans is the most bangable Chris.  But seriously, Pine?  He seems like a nice guy and all, but jeez.

Democrats are in a difficult position when it comes to this relief bill. There’s an election that will determine control of the Senate in a couple weeks. On the one hand, it’d be good to insist on a more generous relief package and force Loeffler and Purdue to explain to Georgia voters why they’re opposed to giving…

51 days - how long it took Republicans to ram through tax breaks for the rich & corporations in 2017.
30 days - how long it took Republicans to rush Amy Coney Barrett onto the Supreme Court.
219 days - how long the Republicans have been sitting on the relief package passed by the Democrat-majority House of…

Donny Bone Spurs is a blip, a temporary sideshow clown, but Mitch, who I once heard referred to as “the worst living thing” is another story. If you only take into account the unqualified lifetime judges he’s jammed through and overlook all of the other selfish, racist, ignorant fuckery, his damage to this country in…

This is one of my few non-snarky posts. I only wish the best for John Mullaney. Recovery is HARD. I hope he has a good support system.

I love “Loose horse in a hospital” bit about Trump and also whenever I see Kushner I remember Mulaney saying: “Whoa, that tall child looks terrible!” lol

Mulaney’s voice acting in Big Mouth is great. I hope he gets well soon.