What kind of argument is that? I have never experienced it personally, so therefor it must not be true? 

Okay, I didn’t think Elliot could get MORE attractive but here we are. Guh. Did he always have that jawline??!

That whole Elle article was just a list of red flags and him priming her to accept being manipulated by him.

blame the gop majority senate

It should have been $1,200/month for the past 11 months, for a start.

McConnell is doing the absolute bare minimum he thinks he can get away with to try and buy the Georgia runoff. We’ve needed on-going continuous aid that, by the way, would’ve helped people stay safer during this lil’ pandemic thing we got going on. Fucking evil poisonous turtle motherfucker.

I’m fine with the precedent that if they commit crimes against the American people, or straight up warcrimes, then they should go to jail. The law should apply all the way to the top as well as all the way to the bottom. The courts are supposed to show neither fear nor favor, and historically they’ve always failed at…

I still believe that throwing ex-Presidents in jail is largely a very bad precedent to set, but I’m more than willing to test that with this guy.

I just can’t even with that guy anymore, this is the message he needs to see now:

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I feel that the outcome is good not because his mother “gave him what he wanted,” but because she stopped talking to the part of him which was frustrated because he couldn’t communicate what he wanted.

At the risk of being overly cynical, does this work because of the technique, or because it ends with the toddler getting exactly what he wanted in the first place?  I say from my own (painful and ongoing) experience that a lot of, if not most, toddler tantrums stem from wanting something and not being able to have it…

Hey asshole! Your “constitutionally protected rights” end where other’s begin. Stay the fuck home and shut the fuck up!

Representation matters folks. This is fantastic.

I. Really. Cannot. Believe. It.
This is glorious.

Oh I can’t wait for the fucking angry white guy response to this, especially those rancher dudes and MAGA wearing college boys.

Shannon, don’t forget this guy!

Doc Brown - A time traveler

If she’s in the guest room, she has already left and it’s probably only economic necessity keeping her there.

After “Heroes” became a success, our scripts came with a warning of our immediate dismissal, should any material ever be disclosed. “REMEMBER … WE’RE A FAMILY AND A FAMILY IS ONLY AS STRONG AS THE SECRETS WE KEEP” each script read.