It’s the echo. Cause he has such a giant pussy, you see.

...it got a peak at the new site...

It’s not wishful thinking - if the GOP could tap their heels together there times and “poof” have President Pence they would do it in a heartbeat. Unfortunately for them (and for everyone, really) the reality of that action is infinitely more messy.

The Bills actually told Rex to beat feet two weeks ago, but he, uh, misunderstood.

Absolutely, Ghost in the Shell-style.

Putin is absolutely rational. He’s an evil man, but he’s also a very smart one.

That’s an idiotic metric. With good quarterbacks, interceptions are actually EXPENSIVE.

Big fucking deal - there’s no way that can top the explosive orgasms I’ve had while watching porn in the shower with my Galaxy Note 7.

I didn’t know that Marla Maples was a virgin until she dated Trump.

I like how she grabs the wrong side of her face here. 

“Can’t forget something you don’t have!”

Some pepper spray would also have worked just fine there.

Some pepper spray would also have worked just fine. 

Holy shit.

I’d make a really funny joke, but I’m stuck here in the grays. Now if someone were maybe to promote me out of them...

Agreed, as long as those doing the beating “accidentally” mistake centimeters for inches.

Give Casey a break, he did just fine until the fifth sentence, which is five times as much text as he normally produces. Writing is hard!

Whenever anyone praises Joe Buck as an annoucer, I always point them to this play - a behind-the-back catch by the pitcher in the eighth inning of a World Series game and he makes into the most boring thing in the world.

Starred for the 4th of July snark.