Also the play took place in left field and the umpire insisted the ball went over the right field wall.

I’m hoping Hillary’s campaign made a note of this behavior and already has a plan in place to keep him up all night before the next debate. 

Max Weinberg?

Ding ding ding!

It’s important for Hillary’s win to be as decisive as possible, otherwise the Trump voters will scream that things have been rigged. So yeah, your vote definitely matters.

I always see this insistence that we’d have to drill our way down - but if it’s ice, couldn’t we just drop a nice hunk of radioactive material and let it melt its way down?

One of the networks should institute a simple “bullshit meter” that gives viewers a sense of how full of shit the candidate is while they’re talking - a simple flickering needle that goes up in to the red (orange?) when the bullshit goes into overdrive. Such a simple device would guarantee them the highest share of…

It would also be acceptable for him to die in a fire. 

Darrell Etherington over at techcrunch did the same exact thing - spent so many years Apple-polishing that they finally just put him on the payroll.

BP produces great gasoline. DeBeers produces great diamonds. Nestle produces great chocolate. Do you also assume that these companies operate with complete integrity? 

I think he’s already married to her non-union, Korean equivalent.

Well, sure, but I think the idea that Kevin Johnson “acted in self defense” is also being greatly exaggerated.

I certainly agree that if you shove a delicious pie in my face you are going to get the hands, by which I mean a firm handshake of gratitude.

Is it any surprise that a guy who got rich by ripping off his investors is a big fan of another guy who got rich by ripping off his investors? 

Probably cheats at running, too.

Either that or you’ve been spending too much time at Stormfront reading user comments about Michelle Obama.

No no, you see, they’re wise to his tricks now, and they WILL NOT FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN for the next sixteen minutes.

And then have to skip practice because he’s recovering from the effects of getting smashed.

What makes it even more Browns is that they probably thought they were trading away the chance to pick Jared Goff, which actually would have been a smart decision (from how things have looked so far). The universe sure does love to mock the Browns.

But consider the was that girl on the train who was REALLY uncomfortable sitting next to him. So your first instinct of Roethlisberger checks out fine.