Also the play took place in left field and the umpire insisted the ball went over the right field wall.

I’m hoping Hillary’s campaign made a note of this behavior and already has a plan in place to keep him up all night before the next debate. 

Max Weinberg?

Ding ding ding!

It’s important for Hillary’s win to be as decisive as possible, otherwise the Trump voters will scream that things have been rigged. So yeah, your vote definitely matters.

One of the networks should institute a simple “bullshit meter” that gives viewers a sense of how full of shit the candidate is while they’re talking - a simple flickering needle that goes up in to the red (orange?) when the bullshit goes into overdrive. Such a simple device would guarantee them the highest share of…

It would also be acceptable for him to die in a fire. 

I think he’s already married to her non-union, Korean equivalent.

Well, sure, but I think the idea that Kevin Johnson “acted in self defense” is also being greatly exaggerated.

I certainly agree that if you shove a delicious pie in my face you are going to get the hands, by which I mean a firm handshake of gratitude.

Probably cheats at running, too.

Either that or you’ve been spending too much time at Stormfront reading user comments about Michelle Obama.

No no, you see, they’re wise to his tricks now, and they WILL NOT FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN for the next sixteen minutes.

And then have to skip practice because he’s recovering from the effects of getting smashed.

What makes it even more Browns is that they probably thought they were trading away the chance to pick Jared Goff, which actually would have been a smart decision (from how things have looked so far). The universe sure does love to mock the Browns.

But consider the was that girl on the train who was REALLY uncomfortable sitting next to him. So your first instinct of Roethlisberger checks out fine.

To his credit, Mark Davis has actually been ahead of his time (and the rest of the NFL) in refusing to consider signing players with a history of domestic violence, so maybe there’s a bit of Al in him after all.

As much as I hate icing the kicker, it actually seemed to work this time, in that for his practice kick it drifted a bit to the right (might have even grazed the post) and then he seemed to overcorrect when he missed the second one.

What do you mean, “when he has a bad game”? They started booing him in the third quarter! Bunch of spoiled idiots.

I remember saying the same exact thing after watching Todd Marinovich torch the Chiefs one afternoon.