Univision hasn’t spiked this idiotic feature yet?

“Man, if you’re gonna pull shit like this, you gotta use a light touch. Ten thousand hours of practice, bro.”

“It sounds like this guy is on a collision course with disaster.”

Only one way to divert all this negative attention, Peter.

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It saddens me that so few people will ever see or understand this.

This is a very interesting theory.

Clearly he’s never had a double-double with grilled onions.

HEY! That Caldwell-in-a-lampshade bit is OUR thing!

Come on, man, just post the clip!

I’m curious as to where the sulphur is coming from. That’s not just going to show up out of thin air; how on earth did it get into the water?

“From whence am I beset by such misfortune?”

Thank you for the answer.

Honest question: do you folks use the term “blog” incorrectly as a matter of policy, and if so, is it for the specific purpose of trolling pedantic losers like me?

The sweet thing about a garage gym is not necessarily the money I’m saving on gym fees, but the fact that some of my equipment (leg press in particular) will actually APPRECIATE in value.

Sure, lots of times.

True, but I refuse to see that as a blown pick because, unlike most of their picks from that era, he was actually worth having on the roster.

Word. I was one of those stoned teenagers and I still remember the kit and how simple it was to use.

I remember my lifeguard class instructor talking about that when teaching us how to do a gentle entry for those situations. Nobody remembers to do it when it actually happens, though; everybody just dives right in like cowboys. Example (rescue work on this one is horrifying; watch her head flopping around while…

Yeah, this is kind of weird.