12. Roll damn tide!

Okay, but we can confidently dismiss any slight possibility that YOU’RE right.

Next she’ll point out that he can’t throw the mouthguard AND catch the mouthguard.

“I dunno, I usually just hit whichever guy is closest.”

I think it just goes down as an unearned run. If you’re a shitty reliever, there will be plenty of other stats (opposing batting average, etc.) to show that.

No no, you got it all wrong.

Maybe Donald would have better luck getting an endorsement from Alex Smith.

Yeah, why on earth would you be”too embarrassed” to share that story? It’s a neat thing that happened, but it’s not like it’s some kind of life-changing revelation.

Kibbles n' Bitcoin.

Is there any way we can get Ramsay Snow hired on as warden of the jail where this cheesedick spends his sentence?

Regardless of the merits, this is REALLY bad timing, dude. Your name is going to be handcuffed to BROCK TURNER UNREPENTANT STANFORD RAPIST forever.

You guys don’t really pay much attention to football, do you?

The takes are much hotter when they come straight from the gut.

Honest question for poster - did you see my original response to your comment (I was basically agreeing with it). And now it has vanished. I’m worried that my comments are just getting deleted from deadspin for no particular raisin.

“I wish *I* had some pages right now.”

Yeah, I’ve seen it, but that’s pretty uncool. Between this and the Cardinals thing it seems like the new policy under the Hogan/Thiel regime is to actively antagonize their readers.

Those are strange ideas, and none of them will work - maybe you can come up with six different ones. There must be some kind of cure!

For scientific purposes, maybe you take a “meaty fore-elbow” in the back of the head from a 6'8", 209 lbs professional athlete and tell us how YOU feel.

Is the one with druid princess (with the antlers and stuff) Katie Adkins from Too Many Cooks?

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