Someone needs to buy this guy an all-expenses paid trip to Kruger National Park.

As a Raiders fan I was aware of - and infuriated by - the missing two seconds. I am pretty sure the Janay Rice issue is a more important story, though.

I noticed that too. Weird.

"Average Expert Rank" - are these the same "experts" who advised me to draft Keenan Allen and Cordarelle Patterson in front of Emmanuel Sanders, Mike Evans, and Jeremy Maclin?

While on the subject, this evening I'm listening to a mixtape based on Joan Didion's collection of essays in "Slouching Towards Bethlehem." If you're on Spotify, enjoy: Slouching Towards Bethlehem - Popdose Conceptual Theater

By another coincidence, Ravi Shankar died on my birthday two years ago.

By coincidence, I am listening to Joan Baez's version of "I Shall Be Released" this very moment.

Wow. The Oakland Raiders franchise is actually so toxic it gives opposing players cancer?

Hey, why did you have to bring Josh Freeman into this?

Nice catch.

I have a confession, I didn't actually look for Zealand on a map.

I call bullshit. I can't even find the original "Zealand" on a map; you're trying to convince me there's a "new" one too?

I've always been more of a "Brass Bonanza" kind of guy, but they both work.

Riveting stuff.

From the username on down, this is pretty close to the perfect comment.

I could tolerate that if the game was played in Houston (i.e. putting the home team's score on the right, as is the convention) but yeah, it's irritating.

Fascinating article! When is Part II coming out?

Agreed. Would someone who saw it please enlighten us?

Nelson Mandela's Funeral Was Planned, Practiced, Therefore Mourny.

"He looked right at me, and now he's saying he didn't even see me? How is that possible?"