This is a pretty cleverly designed product!

That's the kind of behavior you'd expect out of a 12-year old, which is exactly how old Freddy Alvarez is according to paperwork that was recently filed with a New Jersey township in order to prove his eligibility to pitch for their Little League team.

Yeah, I noticed the same thing. "Encrypted" seems to have become a meaningless buzzword at this point.

Wei under par? I'd like to get Wei under me, if you know what I'm saying.

Cribbage involves a lot more strategy than you give it credit for, especially the pegging portion.

Good idea, or you could just shoot from much further back so there's a lot more room in the frame. There's probably just not all that much call for it, though.

They can do what's called "motion control" which means that the cameras pan along precise patterns and timing (for example, pan left to right at 10 degrees/sec for 3 seconds beginning at exactly 0:55.00 of the run), the problem with doing that for any kind of racing is that it only works if the skiers you'll be…

Funny story that Costas won't admit to: he actually caught pinkeye because he was rooting around in the womens' speed skating team's dirty laundry.

Pfft. Let's see him do it on the K-12.

As someone who spends $20 per year on a league, doesn't participate in mock drafts, and has a lot of fun playing, fuck you.

It's a mock draft, so people are trying to figure out their strategy for when the REAL draft happens. Yeah, it's silly, but a lot of people have real money on the line for fantasy and want to be as well-prepared as possible when the season starts. I *wish* I'd done a mock auction draft before the first time I did a…

This is probably the same kind of asshole who thinks it's funny to smash beer bottles at the dog park. Fuck this guy with a rake.

Joe Namath didn't think he was ever going to find someone to pass The Big Black Book of Quarterbacks down to until the Jets drafted Mark Sanchez.

Looked like it to me too.

Is it that trail that overlooks the 5? Looks very familiar.

It kind of looks like it was installed with the tank backwards. If the tank actually does fills up with water, she's probably in better shape than many of her colleagues - she can just flush it manually (i.e. fill the tank with water, pull up the flush mechanism to let the water go down).

I'll always insist that Fahrenheit is a better scale for dealing with human response to temperature. 0 degrees is (within reason) about as cold as it ever gets. 50 degrees is fairly common. 100 degrees is (again, within reason) about as hot as it ever gets. Celsius is for science nerds (of which I am one, but…

If that's really a concern and/or an issue, you simply give more slack on the back end where it plugs into the wall.

This has always been my go-to clip when pointing out what a shitty, toneless, killjoy of an announcer that Joe Buck has been. Eighth inning of a World Series game, the pitcher reaches BEHIND HIS BACK to make the play, and Joe Buck sounds about as excited as the voice on the phone asking me if I'd like to proceed in…