I say we start putting Bible verses on Starbucks cups:

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

Start boiling some salt potatoes and grilling some Hoffmanns motherfuckers.

In conclusion, fuck Thierry Henry.

“What was it like, Dad? When Trump was President?”

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

Sounds like he was trying to not Sanchez it up.

Tell me more about this musical car

As a Bills fan, this reminds me of the only play that occurred during those four super bowls

This is a pretty good video on the basics of what to look for during the game.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

He won’t dessert his team, Newton is a tough cookie - he’ll fig it out...

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

When asked what his game plan would be after the 18th inning, manager John Farrell smiled wryly and said, “Just watch.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_and_taxes_(idiom)

“Are Barcelona doing”

I applaud all who refuse to be bald deniers.

• “Do Tormund and Brienne make giant babies that take over all of Westoros?”
  
  This is quite literally the only thing I’m concerned with after the conversation between Tormund and The Hound.

I dunno, seems like they are trying to sucker Kap into playing for the Jets.... and no one is THAT desperate for a job.

This article is a hack job. I understand this is Deadspin but some editorial standards would be at least marginally appreciated.