This article is a hack job. I understand this is Deadspin but some editorial standards would be at least marginally appreciated.

Elsewhere in the article, Billy:

The transfer window is still open, of course, and Chelsea’s shock loss to Brighton in their season opener might wind up being a blessing in disguise if it allows Conte to convince the moneymen at the club to cough up the dough to bring in the necessary reinforcements.

He ignored the guy three times but it finally got to be too much. This won’t be the last time he would’ve been better opting for a quadruple bypass.

Lauren’s stuff last couple weeks was a breath of fresh air. But yes, the fact that Billy still headlines Deadspin’s soccer coverage is ludicrous

Billy’s reign of terror at Deadspin? Apparently not.

Thank goodness. We were all worried that you’d find new soccer stories to misreport.

Once again, a transcendent talent leaves, and a member of the Love family is left to lead the group into mediocrity.

Spieth: [walks past caddie, attempts nut slap]

“Anonymous source suggests Kyrie Irving will join PSG”

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

You can’t blame the show-writers too much. If George had any fucking pages, we wouldn’t be having this discussion.

That was Kuhl. But Vogt was the 3B coach thinking sending the pitcher?

People often comment that, when it comes to charges like these, it is as much a failing of the community that raised the accused as it is his own failing. That seems a little unfair, and while normally I’d want to tell these critics to “leave ‘us’ out of it”, when it comes to Adolphus, you damn well better leave it…

Those Faustian bargains Terry Collins used to remain a major league manager are coming home to roost. I say bring that Bonilla kid up, we’re not paying him $1.2 million per annum to do nothing.

He did request that Mayweather throw in some dags as well.

Hot take there.

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

Long car trip lands dad and us two boys going through Nebraska in 98F with 98% humidity and steady 40 mph winds from the South. About 7 PM we finally hit a decent sized town, but need to keep moving along after dinner. A regional fast food place is chosen for apparent popularity and a fast moving drive-thru, Runza. …