Phil Knight’s not an idiot.

I hope he ends up going to LSU so we can have a companion headline...

12?

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Right in the seam

Andy Reid is the best high blood pressure coach in the NFL, that’s for sure.

Right, on which the Ravens could have simply take a knee.

It’s insane that they were unprepared since the Ravens did it in the FUCKING SUPER BOWL

I’m Arturo.

He’s planning on retiring after the bowl game? based on every cop movie I’ve ever seen, this will not end well.

Well sure if you wanna involve “facts” and “technicalities.”

It’s a stretch to call a game involving Crystal Palace a “premier league game”

Talk about a lack of class, UNC.

Yeah, well, sometimes you’ve just gotta go with plan B

What can Brown do to you?

This is speck tackler. +1

“Rouglas, Raggy?” -S. Doo

Very important: family naming traditions are the god damned worst.

Splinter is old and tired, a loser. Sad!

She is an inspiration! Family first, always family first!