Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

The Danville PD is totally full of shit. Chevy police vehicles are designed to idle for hours in the hottest parts of the country with the A/C on full blast with no overheating. They use heavy duty cooling parts just for this purpose, usually bigger and more coolers, fans, sturdier hoses and heavier duty alternators…

I’m not discounting moral victories, but I do find it odd that you think a sports rumor blog should devote ink to the fact that your bad, win-less NFL team *almost* beat another bad, win-less NFL team.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

That’s for a player that goes out of bounds and comes back in bounds.

Can’t find a video clip, but Leon Washington also pulled it off with the Jets back in ‘08. The announcers--and apparently, so too were the refs--then were also initially confused, but later lauded his awareness.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM.

Meanwhile Canadian college teams have begun a bidding war over mysterious newcomer Les Kilometers.

It’s so amazing that you and your dog never encounter an emergency pharmacy run or another other of life’s small inconveniences when you’re together. Not all of us responsible pet owners have that luxury. Sometimes shit happens and Fido isn’t going to die from spending 5 minutes in the car with the windows cracked. It…

Not surprising. The Nationals are known to get in a brawl every time Harper gets hurt. So far they’ve fought 22 other MLB teams, 4 outfield walls, 3 dugout steps, the team’s shower facilities, and 1 unfortunate yoga instructor.

You would think a Behind Pirate named Jung Ho would elicit a NSFW tag, especially if they are being thrown.

Playing Bryce Harper the day after they clinched a division title is classic Dusty Baker.

Considering how pro-boating accident Storms usually are, I think she’s doing a pretty good job staying unbiased.

As Dan Patrick used to say on Sportscenter, “He’s listed as day to day, but, then again, aren’t we all?”

It was irrelevant for the good bookies, but a big deal (for good or ill) for all of their customers.

Those grey uniforms look like butt.

Definitely way more complex than shown at face value, but then again this is exactly the sort of scenario that men face working and living with women in the real world. It’s a complex lesson to learn at a young age, but maybe it’s better to learn earlier when more open-minded than later when they’re likely set in…

Faith Christian School is fresh off a loss to another coed soccer team, Mesa Horny.

Once my husband and I were having what I would consider very quiet sex (we have an old house and you can hear everything) when we heard our five year old go into the bathroom. We froze, heard the toilet flush and listened to him head back down the hall, but as he passed our room he paused and said, “Daddy, tell Mommy…

What keeps Belichick up at night? “HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE TO THESE TWO GOOBERS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!”