Fans of long snappers and/or the Jets will appreciate mine: Please Tanner, Don’t Purdum

Best fantasy team name I’ve seen:

The crowd was going to invade the pitch, but Russia denied they were there.

My favorite part of Scorpion kicks is when they yell “GET OVER HERE!”

For as much as we have to complain as sports fans about bad officials, bad players, bad commissioners, bad commissioners, bad NFL commissioners, bad red headed commissioners, bad commissioners with the initials RG, and bad owners, it’s nice to be able to recognize the class A act that this ump showed in both…

Exactly! That’s how an umpire should tell a ballplayer not to do something without making the incident about the umpire. Even the umpires at the Little League level are more fundamentally sound.

He was demanding they choose one or another, and it looks like they basically did.

I’m sure this solves all their problems. Good for them. Is Young Randy Quaid still under center?

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

We’re used to it. We take it as a given. When else would football start?

Are you joking? It is the single best thing in the world about living on the West Coast.

It’s the best, one of the few things I miss about the West Coast. You wake up, have some eggs and hash browns, and watch football all day. Then at night, you drink a ton of water, smoke a little bit to unwind, and you can actually go to bed at a decent hour.

This game was over before the first ball dropped.

Sports are a great metaphor for life. This video proves we can all just Catalan.

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

He misread and thought he was supposed to be getting ready for erection day.

So is Concourse going to become all the stupid hot take political stuff that used to be on Gawker? I can’t tell if that’s good or terrible news.

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

We do deserve one. We just don’t deserve to pay for it.

El Paso school takes an El Paso