You naughty little monkey...

We’re going to have to assume the OP is a SWO. Fly boy would have taken the shot.

Britney: “Oops, I did it again...”

I second your nomination to only utilize the phrase "The Hot Take Factory" from now on.

Like it's our fault they held the match in America B.

Despite the call to his doctor, Gronkowski is still projected to have sores that weekend.

Adding impediments to the field is a slippery slope.

There are random poker games held at my California Tortilla. Weird, but not so much that I’m not going to get my ‘street’ tacos.

+1 Teufel Shuffle

Of course he comes off as a dick. So what? How awesome would it be if Bill Belichick or Pete Carroll did this at the end of the season.

Billy must have used them all up in the first sentence of the Real article.

“Sir, we finally reached Mr. Russell at his... {ahem} home... in Louisiana. He thanked us for the offer, but said that it sounded too much like hard work.”

Especially when the ref sees the attached arm being flung up. If he kept the arm tight to his side he might have got away with it.

That’s what what my wife calls it when she washes my undershirts.

Cool.

And here I am a big fan of Sinnamon’s roles.

Everyone knows that it's people in the St. Louis area not being able to dodge a bullet that causes real distractions.

:)

Tell you what, I’ll take the under on how many TDs Tommy throws in week 3.

Does the NFL rulebook explicitly say they can’t?