For the record, I'm drunk on box wine; I've got Led Zep's "No Quarter - Live (1973)" cranked to 11 at the moment; and I'll leave the rest blank that I'm doing since I've confessed enough...

You're off to a great start, Tavi.

@DonnaPirana: No fail when you make me *snort* and ♥ you. I call that a win!

@Heart O'Darkness: ;]

@JennaW: Fur would be cool, but at least this way we've evolved to be able to alternate between Mom O'War and sexy small waisted momma in one flick-of-the-wrist.

A modeling (and real life) tip: put your hands on your hips (when standing, walking, etc) makes ur waist appear smaller. -Tyra Banks

@slightlyhardup: Haha! Alas, tomorrow is too late... I am jonesing now! I'm in NW Jersey. I could PM you the place, so if you're ever out for a scenic drive it would be so worth it.

@anna.molly: A lovely cucina near my office makes a to-die-for two layer lasagna, with all the trappings, baked on a pizza. A slice of heaven (and an express bus there too). mmmmMangia!

Once again, bacon is the universal truth.

@prestocaro: I really wish these guys could come up with one interpretation of this wrath and stick to it. It makes it so hard to take them seriously otherwise.

@tewkesbury: That's what's so remarkable about CLDeL. She has placed so much energy into developing a persona to define herself as having proper manners and class, yet she makes these faux pas repeatedly.

@tewkesbury: My mother went by, and also taught us, that you refer to someone in the formal (by default) and allow them to correct you otherwise.

Perhaps this is only my experience, but the only men I have ever ever heard complain about a woman's fashion choice that they have flagged as a turn-off to them have only been pointed at women that they themselves would have never attained no matter what those same women are wearing.

Oh, Ken. Everyone knows you married into money and only have the "dream house" and the (older) car due to the divorce settlement.

@ella jane: Whether it's your Dad or your Mom, or both or none, I also see the journey down the isle is symbolic of your journey in life until that point.

@SaturdaysChild: Awe. Thank you :)

@ella jane: Well said.

This is all a big misunderstanding.

@Sukie: Totes. When we were kids, my big brother (who else?) thought it was really funny to hide his turtle behind the toilet - such as around the time we'd all be getting ready for bed and such.

@G.O.B.: Come on!: I'm wondering about the criteria Fox uses for placing content on the "Opinion" section over anywhere else.