"I went to culinary school, you moron."

@Lau_To_Thou_Pow: Thanks for sharing the artist's site. Those portraits really made me s m i l e :]

@Sandicomm: Violet, please don't chew the experimental gum. It ends bad, and no one's available to roll you off to the juicing room anyway ever since the Oompa-Loompas went on strike. ;)

@Sylvia Plastered: I had done a google news search earlier on her name (only).

@lizdexia: Birth control pills contain synthetic hormones that are listed as controlled substances.

@SimonvanKempen Kelly keeps defending her actions on her page by saying its a job and not real. Is it really scripted? That would suck!

@galaxina: True. The thing is, Kids can be remarkably perceptive and have no issues calling it like it is.

@ronniedobbs: That was a good line.

@A Small Turnip:

Dress me up in women's clothes.

@Kitten is an 80s rocker: The dark side beckons us. We must obey.

@Kitten is an 80s rocker: Think how hawt blindness can be in purple. Reconsider?

I'm intrigued, yet wincing. Those 7 year old girls sure can dance, though.

@crookedteeth: I went through the same thing, "You must be doing it wrong." Plus, "So and so happily breast feeds all the time and even multitasks while doing it!"

@PolishPerson309: 1) I fail to see how Ms. Lube can't exist without a Mr. Lube... but I can see how you can't.

@buzz killington: Mr. Lube cannot content that Ms. Lube can't exist without him... and I am sure the Mrs. would agree.

Sometimes, they cause them.

@RousseMacabre: I thought the same thing while picturing a Sony Walkman playing Toni Basil tat. Then I realized that the pedetermined obsolescence of apple media devices is nearly seasonal at this point.

@Scout:

Yes, [Crazy Guy] YOU!