@andromache fugit tempore: Well, all I could do was lead the horse to water........... I'll stop here.

Is it me or do a good number of these ladies look like they just checked their ostrich plume cap and feather boa? I'm feeling the need to peak o'neath for the lone garter.

@Lau_To_Thou_Pow: I could be mistaken, but that might have just been Hortense.

@Lau_To_Thou_Pow: From one magpie to another, I just unhearted you just so I could have the pleasure of rehearting you. Did you feel it?

Needs wrist corsages.

@bitingfairy: ::snorts::

@andromache fugit tempore: Gentle reminder: Google is your friend.

@bitingfairy:

Watching the webcam in Times Square [www.earthcam.com] is more interesting than the news right now:

@morninggloria: Heath bar rocks my world.

@RaisedOnWhiskey: 1) I hope it all goes ok and you get your baby home safe and sound.

@Persephone: It twist on the Glenn Beck hoax (that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990).

@Persephone: SB - boff. yeah, I know he'd ruin it, but I'd post about all of it on twitter and send a FB friend request to the Mrs.

@dorkitude:I'll leave it at: You'll find it... and plenty more phallic images in most/all the ads too, which serve to subconsciously notify the menz of how virile they will be and how much sex drinking that brand of vodka they'll have — just in case they're distracted by consciously role playing the sex in the ad.…

@Barrabás: I had the same exact reaction. I imaged the woman is lying there, relaxing and then suddenly, "Hey where did the sun go?"... peeks, tries to adjust eyes to the sun, and whamo.. Some suited a-hole, fists squeezing, with his big hard on in her face.

@dorkitude: Um, yep.

#6"The use of pink here, her come-hither look and the touches of fur (standing in for pubic hair) make it clear that her après-ski activities involve (shocker) sex."

@greydove: ooooooh I like yooooou!

@sangmo: I understand the point you are trying to make and agree, but who said said anything about having to rely on a husband or his salary in order to have these choices? A woman can do these things all by herself, and many do.

@curiousgeorgiana: ♥ to you and your great-grandma.