Take that, Chachi! Just try to top that brand of crazy with a big ole steaming pile of narcissistic personality disorder on top! You're move, Chachis.

@missheidilynn: Do eeeet! I'd totally dig me some bad ass chickens too.

There is a huge difference between being relagated to a role that a power group, or society as a whole, has decided that you are only capable of and that of choosing a role of many that you are clearly capable of and available to you. So what if that role happens to one in the same (raising chickens, children, or…

@bananaballs: What Crackerjacks is rather eloquently saying is that her and the man that she had been married to for 20 something years, and the father of her children, had actually "broken up" before he hooked up with Princess Ethiopia, so it's all good and on the up and up with her.

Thank you, Dodai, Jezebel and everyone! To be given a COTD in the span of such amazing, thoughtful & intelligent Jezzies has me humbled by the honor.

Who says we have to breathe?!

@PaintedTrollop: Funny, I was thinking the same thing, except it was about Al Pacino.

You can pull off any look, as long as you wear confidence with it.

@redhead_runner: My thoughts - I'm all in on my paragraph above. :)

@redhead_runner: Thanks for sharing your experiences. :)

@unmoldednicole: ::snorts::

@redhead_runner: "In these times, you can get extra experience working directly with the boss, and often make a good impression as someone who goes the extra mile.

The title of this really should be, "Totally NOT Awkward!.."

@BizarreHorse: "Scott Baio has more class in his piss than all of you all."

@Calisee: Ahh... J-Theory. The mother-load that binds all jackasses.

@laurasaurus: Nice. Also.. the fact that comments were down for all the gawker media sites, because *gasp* other things were happening in the world, besides his chachbaggery.

@eclare09: In Baio's case, I think it's because then he can't control any responses he doesn't agree with, with the "LaLaLaLa I Can'tHearYou" block.

@AmberNicole: I am also getting weird flags on this. Such as, who refers to their hubby by their first and last name? Wouldn't Mrs. Chachbag say, "My husband...."?

@Tycho Vhargon: Once again proving that bacon is the universal truth.

@laikapants: That gif deserves a ♥ of it's own. Thanks for cracking me up!