@Hannapdx: @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit):

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): No need for Scott to ruin asshattery and douchbaggery too.

Scott, your chachbaggery is making Jesus cry. Is that really what He would do?

Apologies: It seems my net connected was smited plenty mid-edit.

@Polly Sorbate:

Chachi: The name Jezebel says a lot about the founder & should turn ppl off.

@icyblonde: Part of enjoying Glee for me requires suspending disbelief, including my age. I just go ahead and tap that inner 16 year old knowing I totally would have had a unrequited, secret crush on Puck.. and Kurt too. Did I mention unrequited? haha.

@mordicai: I was just typing the same thought.

I'm not sure that's a mistake and am leaning on that they wanted "the other face" of SMFS in the reflection.

@kimbert: Mom wins.

Dear Karen,

@HannahBethD: When my husband would get all gooey over our tiny, sweet daughter I used to remind him of a comics words; "Sure she's sooo sweet and wonderful now, but in 15 years she's going to be sitting in the back of some dude's car, dragging on a cigarette saying, "My dad is SUCH an asshole.".

"Did you know there are four women in space right now for the first time in history? And the real sign of progress is — No one cares.

@Sweet Machine: lol

Is it me, or does anyone else have the compulsion to scan this ad for hidden pictures... à la Playboy adverts featuring sweaty, dripping bottles and curly ice cubes floating in golden liqueur?

@Lazy Line Painter Jane: I raise my coffee cup this morning to your awesomely grateful and wise grandfather. :)

@m.e. stijl: Awesomeness.

Now. now Scott. Just because congress isn't moving in the direction you want and fast enough is no reason to call them all lazy.

@Lau_Pow: Yep, you got it, luv. But don't worry your pretty head over it... If you work with him, Russel will treat you like you're special anyway ... so it 'scool.

Congrats, Russell. Your over-inflated sense of self and clearly defined entitlements just earned you a place along side fellow narcissists so deserving of (read: needing) attention.