Here it is now where's my money

Oh please, you only like this show bc it features an ugly, chubby, flat chick (which truly is unfair, the one benefit to being fat should be the big boobs. My rule of thumb is always if the boobs stick out further then the gut, she's in play. Obviously neither the show's protagonist or the author qualify) who…

Well, I guess I just figured out that Jezebel really isn't the website for me, and apparently a lot of the Gawker Media Sites aren't for me either.

The Dr. Bronner School of Design.

Lisa Lampanelli is chronically unfunny.

This is really disappointing to me. I always kind of liked Jay Mohr due to his spot-on Walken impression. As a teenager, I sent him an email commending his "Christopher Walken Skittles Commercial" bit on SNL and telling him I liked him in Jerry Maguire. He answered me and was really nice and gracious. This was…

Jezebel really seems to shine when it unnecessarily puts women down.

Ugh, Ani DiFranco. I loved her when I was 14 and too young to grasp how narciscisstic and unbearable she is.

Is it just me, or did more young people use Facebook before they started using timelines instead of profiles? I'm in my early 20s, and everyone my age (who doesn't have a baby or an upcoming wedding) seems to use it for messaging people and posting the odd picture. I felt like that started happening alongside the…

But Patrick McGoohan is still the coolest.
He didn't have to audition. He was offered the role twice — before and after Connery. Turned it down both times. He didn't like, among other things, the way Bond treated women.

Can we institute a ban on people who don't have a PHD and several peer-reviewed published works in the field of genetics using any phrase along the lines of "X is/isn't wired that way"?

Not to sound like a jerk, but I'm not sure what your perceived conventional attractiveness has to do with the rest of your story.

He was Vincent on the 80s version of Beauty and the Beast, you know. Oh, my GOD his voice....

You could upgrade to business/first class, but for that scratch you could get a very nice grand tourer, such as this 560 SEC for $4250, and arrive with the most class the Vaterland can offer.

oh hey, another german :)
what are you thinking about our new war lady?

I'm mostly embarresed by the bavarian cabinet members as always...

didn't expect to find this on jezebel, wondering if anyone is even slightly interested ;) except me of course, being from germany...

Your friend was the caution tape!girl? (oh god how do i know this).

Not totally irrelevant here...a friend of mine was actually on her show. She coined the phrase "hey girl hey". True story. This chick is cracked out to no end. Maybe something happened to her brain when the Juggalos attacked her during their gathering.

Sorry, Liam Hemsworth. You do nothing for me. I just see Average American DudeBro.

Are you named Kurt Wagner because you are the Kurt Wagner from Lambchop, or is it because you are a Nightcrawler fan? OR BOTH?? Or are you somebody else named Kurt Wagner? Or are none of these options true, is it just some name you like??? Just wondering.