"The joke police? Why didn't I think of that?!" - Greg Schiano

I'm i the only one who thinks "Schanio Man" is a lock for the deadspin HOF

some of my best friends are nigerian soccer players.

Because it was cool

Fan in Chrebet Jersey: [punches woman]
Wayne Chrebet: [Gets placed on IR]

Hey Bell, get off your knees, you're blowing the game!

Pitcher: [throws 3rd strike]

[Zygi]: That's a mighty fine stadium you got there, Minnesota. It'd be a shame if something "happened" to it.

Reporter: Now that you've stolen the manager's clothes, what do you plan to do with them?

Simplicity, people, simplicity.

Wow, you can tell that Laviolette really cares about the Flyers. Even the gas he pumps is lead-free.

After our halftime show, the same fine gentleman called a female member of the band the "c" word.

Come on guys. You completely forgot about that hack who asks all the punting questions.

remarkably similar to Tim Tebow's highlight tape sent to the Patriots.

He'd probably be someone who . . . is short on neck . . .

Well, sometimes . . .

meanwhile Riley Cooper attempted to distract the Broncos D by yelling "Uncle Toms"

Love that photo. Kevin Ware didn't even need that much help to stand.

I can't really speak to the mentality of their front office, but based off of their offense at least, the Marlins seem unfamiliar with the concept of doubles.

"The bastard never saw it coming."