Totally looks like he's laughing at the sound/smell of a small fart he let out.

Is it true that, within the confines of the Alabama practice facilities, Saban rides around on the back of a freshman player, not unlike Master Blaster, so that he can seem as tall as everyone else?

How far can you punt a football?

Monday

Apparently the fans were shouting "ij nozpal" (pronounced "ee nople"), which is one of Turkey's most horrible insults, roughly translated to "I hope your mother dies and her corpse is ravaged by Greek horses until mid-afternoon." You can't expect a Turkish player to go on in constant ij nozpal.

I have to admit: the guy knows how to keep the strokes to a minimum.

Fox also narrowly beat SPEED's ratings at this same time last year—the network Fox Sports 1 absorbed—by 3,000 viewers.

Is Sochi really the place for a shout out to puttin' it in the caboose?

Canada has no chance — their players are way too selfish.

"This seems like a fitting time to remind you that Coors Light is the official beer of your Colorado Rockies. Please drink responsibly."

The IOC has issued this helpful list of steps you can take to make your voice heard on this issue:

'72 Dolphins: [visit White House]

If he didn't put a marker down before moving his ball, he could be looking at a penalty.

Shut the fuck up Donny.

Very sad. When I heard that we'd lost a homer, I really hoped it was Hawk Harrelson.

They put on a Reds uniform, fell asleep, and then shit the bed?

It's a shame the prank punch wasn't utilized in Jonestown.

And thus is witnessed the only punchout the Twins' bullpen has had all year...

This isn't going to help rid us of the stereotype that AT&T Park is full of fruits.

"Collisions at home are just part of the game."