Pictured: A man that will not profit from the use of his own name.

You can see why Jhonny Peralta would fail a test for elevated testosterone. His Hs and Os are always getting reversed.

Selig: Deal or no deal?

if the union decides to go to bat for Rodriguez, it could force the re-opening of negotiations on the CBA itself

Peterson: Okay, you see the seams on the ball? If you want to be a good quarterback, you want to line your fingers up with them and throw the ball far while also keeping the ball from getting too wobbly in the air. It's tough since the ball is so big, but a tight spiral is key. Now...

Counterpoint: Fuck for-profit schools. They are a cancer to higher education and the massive number of lawsuits, fines, and eventual campus closures testifies to how terrible they are.

Isn't it mandated that they inform schools they are in the area?

This is so out of line. There's absolutely no need to roast these guys a second time.

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

It's pronounced "osh-WEE-pay"....

By far the best one.

NBA teams need to capitalize on this. How much would you be willing to pay to have a player read your tweet about themselves during the team intro?

I thought Mike Rice coached younger girls.