I like this.

Tom, I am disappointed in you.

But how wide right can they punt a football?

O AN U SUBTLE

This guy knows how to do a Photoshop contest.

Joe Thiesmann used to watch Breaking Bad DVDs before Thursday Night Football.

When you name your kid Goro, you have to figure this would happen eventually.

"THAT's the kind of skank that gets you a mayor's job!?"
- Anthony Weiner

I thought the more impressive thing was the 21 three-pointers he made at the kid's request.

Kirstie Alley Oops
(S1E3 - 8 p.m. - Bravo - Ch. 884)

Kirstie finds out her new line of diet shakes contain spider eggs. Guest: FDA Commissioner Margaret Hamburg

Sure, Tom Glavine was a great pitcher, but we know nothing of this man's water bill.

Perhaps no one captured Deadspin's love
of drunk girls like Vodka Samm. She
offered something that every guy wants:
party girl work ethic combined with
babelicious looks. To me, there's no doubt:
a vote for Samm is a vote well used. Don't
let the haters deter you: vote Vodka, and
lay down tonight knowing your girl
Samm is a…

Peyton Manning would vote yes. Don't piss
off Peyton Manning. Dude can buy and sell
our asses 1000 times over. We're talking
pizza - and no one has more influence than
Big Pizza. If you don't vote yes, they'll stop
at nothing to cut off our supply of two-
liter Cokes and crazy breads. You want that
laying on your conscious?…

Personally, I never felt like this was that big
of a deal. I always felt sorry for Manti,
obviously the guy has some issues and us
pouring on the hate hasn't helped him out.
Before judging him, I think you need to
ask yourself what you'd do in his situation.
Lennay is a product of too much fame and
less about him willingly…