Perhaps no animal has captured the heart
of Deadspin quite like Rocket Frog,
other than Barbaro. Although there's a
pig I remember everybody talking about,
but I can't put my finger on its name...
anyway, I think Rocket Frog is at
least worthy of a vote, it's the
least you can do for a frog blown to
smithereens.

Patriots were lucky that the fumble landed
off to his side like that. The Jets had a huge
opportunity to pick it up and still retain
possession, but Moore's big play got the
ball. I doubt we'll ever see a turnover quite
as hilarious and improbable as this one, as
long as we live. I voted for it, no question.
Long live the…

I think that might have been RougeZone at the beginning.

Am I late for the circlejerk? I had an 11 a.m. elitist hobknob.

Hey, I'm no raycist (some of my best friends are from Tampa), but let the guy have his opinion.

She's just greedo, if you ask me.

A Schiano man would've collapsed in Seattle.

"[cums]"

I assume Skittlebrau is on the Imaginary Imaginary Beer List?

Fat guy, touch down

"MRS A? That ain't nothing, I got a MRS B, MRS C, MRS D, MRS E..."

- Antonio Cromartie

A close second:

"I can't believe anybody would disrespect the laws of the great state of New Jersey like that."

Good at what they do but nobody likes them? Sounds like a clear-cut case of raysism.

Would you say your series was more like Dexter, where it started off explosively with a ton of buzz and then whimpered to an end while everybody else paid attention to other things, or The Wire, where you knew it was good but the only people who cared about it were fat journalists from states adjacent to Oklahoma?

Askin…

Jeffrey Loria doesn't use turn signals, because that would mean he gives a shit what you think.

Fights and/or boobs

This is the most effective application of yellow journalism ever.

This is incredible.