[Looks up spelling of "stanozolol"]

PHILS' DENNY BOMBS IN REDS LOSS

Trent "Leather" Dilfer

"Iron" Mike Lieberthal

Grits N' Gravy Szczerbiak

Desperate New Yorkers hope for more.

Patient: Help Mr. EMT, help! I think I hurt my shoulder. Can you recommend a good sling?

Patient: Help Mr. EMT, help! I found my son face-down in the bathtub and he's not breathing!

No joke here, just a big fat +1 to Erik for this series.

Unfortunately, it's the first time Toasty has appeared on screen without a vicious uppercut first.

"CAN'T WAIT."

"Does that 'I ♥ BACK BACK BACK' shirt come in 4XL?"

If I left anything out, it is OFF LIMITS and you are prohibited by law from discussing it.

Hey, don't flip out on Sean, he was only trying to liven up the weekend.

If Ron Paul believed in +1s, I'd give you one. But he doesn't, YOU SOCIALIST.

Confused Republican teammates later called his jersey "unnatural" and "a threat to traditional baseball values."

TARP disaster? Goddamn Obama.

X-Pac looks TERRIBLE.

1. If you're doing a lot of mileage and get far from home, make sure you have a spare tube, patches, and pump/CO2 kit with you.

Random thought seeing that monster glass in his hand - does zero G act as a sort of image stabilization? On Earth you'd use a tripod or monopod with a lens that big. But in space can you handhold it without shake?