So this is my Kinja experience so far. Look at the top couple comments. OK, easy enough, this looks good. Now I want to see the other 70 comments in this thread. I'll pull down the list. OK, let's click on that one. OK. Now I have to pull down the list again. Click the next one. OK. Now pull down the list again. Click…

I'm illiterate.

Have a promotion, pinko.

@raysism is still available. Just saying.

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Everybody's got one foot out the door, just like Rex Ryan's wife!!

i think tomorrow ill be in a glass case of emotion! lol

Never change.

Godspeed, you crazy sheepfuckers.

I admit it - I'm not actually Ed O'Neill.

Oh, so that's where Phintastic's stars went.

Well I tried to start a GIF thread. But Nibbles. I guess that's an appropriate end to my Deadspin commenting career.

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The Comment Ninjas will still be around, only now d/b/a as the Comment Faerie

TOOT BALLS 2012

+1 marine biologist

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SO MANY CATS.

Coincidentally, there was another guy who called NBW out after he stole one of my pics last week; this @americanwaybro also started harassing him. Didn't make the connection until just now.

Finals Bingo!