Random thought seeing that monster glass in his hand - does zero G act as a sort of image stabilization? On Earth you'd use a tripod or monopod with a lens that big. But in space can you handhold it without shake?

So this is my Kinja experience so far. Look at the top couple comments. OK, easy enough, this looks good. Now I want to see the other 70 comments in this thread. I'll pull down the list. OK, let's click on that one. OK. Now I have to pull down the list again. Click the next one. OK. Now pull down the list again. Click…

I'm illiterate.

Have a promotion, pinko.

@raysism is still available. Just saying.

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Everybody's got one foot out the door, just like Rex Ryan's wife!!

i think tomorrow ill be in a glass case of emotion! lol

Never change.

Godspeed, you crazy sheepfuckers.

I admit it - I'm not actually Ed O'Neill.

Oh, so that's where Phintastic's stars went.

Well I tried to start a GIF thread. But Nibbles. I guess that's an appropriate end to my Deadspin commenting career.

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The Comment Ninjas will still be around, only now d/b/a as the Comment Faerie

TOOT BALLS 2012

+1 marine biologist

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SO MANY CATS.

Coincidentally, there was another guy who called NBW out after he stole one of my pics last week; this @americanwaybro also started harassing him. Didn't make the connection until just now.