Clearly, history's greatest journalistic gaffe.

Joe Paterno: Schrodinger's Lion

Hum DUAN

I think it's like winning an F1 race in a 1997 Dodge Neon.

Joke's on you, I used MS Paint.

That's actually video of me after eating at Red Robin the other night.

I know, I'm as surprised as you are.

Jack Dickey lives up to his name and goes over to Fleshbot to pen their new sex toy review column, Gettin' Dickey With It.

Hey guys! I was away for a few days, what did I miss?

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PLUS ONE

One thing's for sure - I'll be watching a Pawn Stars: Detroit rerun instead.

AntiwarHorse

"I'm sorry, I'm all out of condoms baby."

The ukelele I can understand, but mocking Barkley's diet is just mean.

"I'm sorry there weren't WMDs after all."

President Air Force One.

Those videos absolutely kill me.

Mark it off!

The best part about this one is it's 100% plausible.