PolkPanther

1/15/12

I bet they all talked about how great Maryland is and drinking at Pimlico and how much more fun it is to crab in the bay and lacrosse, amirite?

1/15/12

Baltimore is a deplorable place, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

1/14/12

This one's for all the communion wafers!

1/14/12

@cynmac07: I do them. All on my tumblr, [polkpanther.tumblr.com]

1/14/12

Bingo!

1/13/12

I'd like two boxes of Thin Mints and one Samoas, please.

1/12/12

McNabb: "Hey man, did you see me drive the lane on that little Asian dude? He sucked."

1/12/12

So close!

1/11/12

When my cat sneaks up on me and attacks my feet, I spray him in the face with a squirt bottle.

1/10/12

"D JAX IT"

1/10/12

Voice recognition?

1/10/12

I wouldn't discount the ability of those kids. My 9V travel team was shockingly good.

1/9/12

I comment to win for me! FOR ME!

1/9/12

What this means is now, if Honey Badger actually makes a play, it'll count as him "caring"

1/9/12

Bottom row might be a winner tonight.

1/9/12

-1; Matt Foley didn't die in a van down by the river, he lived in a van down by the river.

1/9/12

No cheating now.

1/9/12

Disclaimer: I thought it was funny at the time.

1/9/12

+1. Where do you come up with this amazing stuff?

1/8/12

Jump off truck. Throw trash in truck. Hit the lever. Get back on truck.