I'm not denying they're awesome, if you're into that sort of thing (metal died for me the day Max Cavalera left Sepultura, but that's another story). I just don't get how they, of all metal bands, became this critical darling that everybody loves. It's weird, is all.

Did I say Skrillex? I meant Mastodon.

Skrillex.

This is WAY better than Fleshbot's "Gallery of Herp Portraiture"

Don't ever change.

Granted, but Hester also returns kicks. Peterson only returns punts, and while he has a lower average, he's also returned 14 more punts than Hester (and in fact will likely end up with more punt return yards and as many or more TDs than Hester had in his best season, 2007). It's a legit argument between the two, I…

If we've learned anything from this, it's that stud tackles almost always result in SOMETHING getting split in half.

Four punt returns for a TD, including one in OT to beat the Rams that was probably the NFL play of the year up until Jerome Simpsons' TD this past weekend. Actually plays his regular position really well (60 T, 2 INT), as opposed to Hester.

As Far As CBC Is Concerned, Liberace Never Died

Actually didn't taste like anything. Kind of disappointing.

+1 reply of the year.

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I appreciate you following me before Wes Welker. And Always Sharting.

Just because Uwe promised to bring them back in 10 days, doesn't mean you should've let him take them.

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I'm just impressed Sean Salisbury has been able to refresh the page 137 times so far on his iPhone 3G.

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