I can't slip anything past you, eagle-eye.

[Have you Twitterfolk checked out @Buck?]

[medicated pads]

They'll have to go to their fall-back plan: a book depicting blood-soaked stockings, hung over the mantle with care.

I have never - EVER - drank cheaper in CC than at Roosevelts. Blarney is an absolute shitshow with the college kids though, that's worth the entertainment alone.

Worst part is, I never got to see the tumor. They sent it to another hospital to do the pathology and presumably it was destroyed. LAME.

You're one Zooey Deschanel lookalike away from having a FOX development deal.

I hopefully only have three more days to milk cancer for all its worth. You best believe I'm going to do all I can with it.

That, and REALLY, what are we going to do with that? There are fleetingly few topics that are uncommentable; that should always be one of them.

That's right, DEAD SERIOUS about NIGHTMARE ANT 2011. A vote for Nightmare Ant is a vote for the continuation of humanity!

Well guys, looks like I'm dead.

Bards was/is great (is it still there?). Problem was I was the only one who lived in Center City, so I always ended up at the dirt cheap UC bars like Cavs or Blarney Stone instead where my friends were.

I was an OG Logjammer.

I have. Although I was more of a devoted New Deck Quizzo attendee when I lived there. Incidentally, I lived next door to the Bards.

JGT is the fucking man. But yeah.

With a rhythm method chart like that it's no wonder all the conference are expanding so suddenly.

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