I think Kansas City has that title locked down now.

Haven't pooped yet. It was odorless, colorless, and tasteless, and my urine hasn't changed, so I'm going to guess nothing.

The Postmortal Live just never had the same ring as Larry King Live.

"Don't cry for me, brochachos. I just bought into a killer timeshare deal to own a UFL franchise in Tallahassee."

Please let's make this a thing.

I do want to be extremely clear - I am ludicrously lucky, and I know it. I got the easiest-to-treat variant of one of the easiest-to-treat cancers. I have fabulous insurance and am being treated at a world-class university hospital. I haven't had to do chemo, I haven't missed work or wasted away or been in too much…

DUAN call it a comeback:

I'm glad you didn't have any raspberry jam in the house. I always liked Joe Satriani.

Colt McCoy’s Mother Says She Doesn’t Remember How Much Zima She Drank During Her Son's Pregnancy

@DerEchtJosefFritzl

If I was this guy, I'd be Haydn out next time Anaheim is in town.

I'd catch a Grenada fa ya

That's fantastic.

Sounds to me like Sandusky was just Huntingdon more victims.

You can't possibly have me believe that Thom Brennaman, Joe Buck, Bob Uecker, John Sterling, Chip Caray, Tom McCarthy, Jon Miller, Dick Stockton, Sean McDonough, Kenny Albert, Suzyn Waldman, Rob Dibble, AND Joe Morgan were all unavailable that day.

For argument's sake, let's say you're a Broncos fan, and a Middle Eastern sheik who thumps the Koran buys your team. And the sheik demands to bench Tim Tebow.

I guess that makes him the only American professional basketball player undefeated by a CBA?

Wait, YOU'RE roofiedude6969?

I'm not even sure what the most objectionable part of this photo is anymore.

"No, I have no regrets about donating all my Michigan winter jackets to Goodwill," Rodriguez said. "Arizona's colors aren't the same anyway."