This guy has a grand plan to replace one boob with two.

I don't know, I see "@ACromartie GOIN' STABBN' Y'ALL" in my Twitter feed every nine months or so.

Scott Raab's favorite Van Halen singer is Gary Cherone.

That's just... no. Even for Deadspin.

The more this scandal blows up, the more I'm convinced that Sandusky is a darkhorseplay candidate for the 2011 SHOTY.

Aw, I thought Mutumbo was +1ing me.

Yes... who indeed?

Outstanding.

Obligatory.

Moving to Florida is just step #1 in a multi-year plan that will culminate with Deadspin posting Albert Haynesworth's gas bill every month.

Scrappy Does

Sure. But if you're shooting sports, and you shoot anywhere between 300 and 800 frames in a game, you don't have to time to go back and crop everything when you're on a deadline. The less I have to do to my images, the better - and you can batch exposure, color balance, sharpness, etc. in RAW developing, but you can't…

Yes and no. I shoot sports almost exclusively, and I use Canon 1.6x crop bodies. While you're correct in thinking you can frame a shot the same way by cropping it, in reality the quality is far higher with the crop equivalent because you have more resolution to start with.

Pepper spray, a slippery car hood, pancake

Typical Panini, doing anything for press.

Send Tarts to the Whale is how Jason Whitlock's escort orders dessert at Arthur Bryant's BBQ while he's clearing space in the can.

Forest of Hump

Jurassic Pork

He announced today on Twitter (@MadBastardsAll) that he's coming back.

Serious circle-jerking question: