Well I didn't say WHERE the panties came from.

I'm not worried about the death of Deadspin commenting. It's only a matter of time before Rob Ryan's panty-sniffing videos come to light, and it'll be glory days again, boys.

As an Eagles fan who has cancer, I don't find this funny at all. We HAVE to get rid of Ronnie Brown.

I can't help but feel like this is self-serving since the makers of Icy Hot bought out AstroGlide.

I find that video preferable to the "One-Eyed Lou Albano Interludes" I was subjected to as a kid. You know, the ones where he showed up in my bedroom late at night and let me touch his fire flower. Although I never understood why he insisted on calling me Luigi.

Scott Raab leaves a single pube on the toilet seat after taking a dump in a public bathroom.

Meanwhile, Todd Haley was seen leaving Arrowhead Stadium sporting a "If you're not a fat chick, you can kiss my [Dick Vermeil]" t-shirt.

George W. Bush Is Now Trotting Out Anyone He Can To Tell You He Had Nothing To Do With Boning The Big Easy

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31-year-old gnat without much remaining scoring touch

It's like they always say, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

+1 Wikipedia look-up

What I'm Watching Tonight:

Phin, I'm just going to promote all of your comments from now on, as a backhanded complinsult.

That's pretty good.

It's on, SYSL.

Please, call me Bob. Bob Cobb.