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Meanwhile, "Downs with honey" was the APB put out on a missing Chris Burke following a visit to the buzzbuzz box down at the orchard.

There's so much Guinea charm in this video, Dominique Strauss-Kahn has a raging semi.

And for anybody who doubts that, remember that he's actually holding a tabloid-size sheet of paper.

There's one cure for a

Actually, I just had to delete the RonRon pics from my Tumblr. I couldn't stand loading up my Chrome start page and seeing that staring back at me every time.

You fuckers were very funny today. I loved the ESPN Sources comments.

Mariners were on a 17-game losing streak.

Bourses: Braced for default

Morses: .- .—- / .-. ..- .. -. . -.. / -.. . .- -.. ... .—. .. -. .-.-.- / .- —. .- .. -. .-.-.-

Oooooooh no.

Sources: Which Is Wii, Which Is DVD?

I actually LIKED the last design, once everything started to work again in the comments. But this... it's a big step back. The color schemes are hideous and distracting (especially on Kotaku and Deadspin). Stuff feels like it's floating around with no anchor point. The "Newer stories" and "More stories" boxes in the…

No, not Google Plus, I mean this:

+1 is not a Deadspin convention. I mean, Google has a whole service named +1.

I hope nobody's going to my hipster bloggy thing to find Tour de France recaps.

For some reason this just seems like an appropriate photo to post tonight.

Last one: [polkpanther.tumblr.com] (still NSFW)

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Sorry, I didn't make the 9 p.m. deadline.