That's nothing. Members of the Miami Dolphins have been using Ecco location for years now.

Omar Gooding Appearing As A Fresh-Out-Of-A-Dizzy-Bat-Game Contestant On Wild & Crazy Washed Up Actors

C'mon Hickey, how about a spoiler alert?

Punching people DUAN

Yes yes yes yes so much yes.

He's gotta lay off the Ovechtrix.

"Cankles at the wrong o'clock" is how I feel every time I'm in the Midwest on business and The Biggest Loser comes on at 7.

Your Scooter Lust Interlude

The end of today's TDF stage was awesome. A total "holy shit" moment at the very end. You have been advised.

Wow, the Raiders could move there? It'd almost be as black as the world's first island stadium, the Superdome.

I can't decide if you would be a Gawker darling, or hated for making fun of a migraine sufferer that women have heard of.

Because he's not legally allowed to be that close to Justin Bieber.

You can take the Penn State-Alabama game off the list. Judging by the local media, Penn State is going to be awful, JoePa is going to die any day now, Jay Paterno doesn't know what he's doing, they don't have a single quarterback on their roster, and nobody wants to go to their games anymore. Nobody really cares about…

Is Twitter down for anybody else? It's been like 20 minutes... do I... do I go outside? Start a fire? I have my shotgun ready just in case.

I have no useful advice to give here, I was just amused that Sheed promoted this without replying.

Yeah that's right, I'm approving somebody in DUAN, because I'M BREAKING ALL THE RULES.