PolkPanther
PolkPanther
PolkPanther

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Oh my god the Nixon one was SO much better. But intellectually, Walmart is more on Michigan fans' level.

I love that people's parents are sending it around. It absolutely kills me.

As some of you have seen, a Photoshop I did for a comment on here of Jim Tressel in a Walmart vest has apparently gone viral all over Facebook and yonder after Lamarr Woodley tweeted it the other day. (Google "Tressel Walmart"). It's been hilarious to see the various reactions to it, but tonight, we have a winner:

Worst Lead-In Shows of All-Time DUAN

You have Cheez-Its? Fuck everything else dude. Unless... Cheez-Its with Sriracha?

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No doubt, DiGiorno is the real deal. Ever had their garlic bread pizza (where the crust is actually garlic bread)? AMAZING. But after eating anything of theirs, I feel like the fattest load this side of Whitlock.

Hey hey hey. Come on. I've never made a dick joke on here.

I can't really waste an opportunity to re-use my vision of Uwe.

I've said many times that I picture IronMike to be Bert Sugar, although he denies it. So instead my mental picture is a greasy Dan Rafael-type with a Tyson-esque face tattoo.

Look back at my timeline, I talked about it earlier today.

The first and fourth sets were outstanding. The crowd was massively into it at the end.

Frozen Pizza DUAN

Twitter begins and ends at @HacksawJDuggan.

That would certainly explain why Garza's latest DL stint was for rope burn.

Not your fault man, appreciate the effort and the blog. Although as I said on Twitter, the best part of this is that it means an NFL player is actually reading (or at least skimming) the comments on here.

/Pictures frozen Barbaro sperm, with tiny Reds hats

All my DS stuff is put on my Tumblr at [polkpanther.tumblr.com] (there are a ton of other Tressel pieces on there). Not because I am a Tumblr-having hipster, but because frickin' image upload doesn't work anymore on here.

Who do Hawaiians root for? SoCal teams?