I try to model my commenting and humor after my Deadspin idol, Sarah Silverman.

I didn't realize it was his blog until second look. Love it.

Good ol' WAS

I'm slightly pissed that no-talent dickbag put his copyright on it, but... I MADE A VIRAL MEME MOTHERFUCKERS. BOW BEFORE ME.

Remember when the Mavs were the absolute last team you'd ever pick in NBA Jam? They had Derek Harper (whose enduring NBA legacy is dribbling out the clock on a tie game) and Mike Iuzzolino (who was a Penn State grad).

He was just investigating after seeing .187 next to David Wright's name on the scoreboard.

The good news for Tressel is, there are plenty of vest-related professions he can fall back on.

GOA! Long time no see. Few escape Uwe's basement and live to tell the story.

Godspeed, you sweater-vested wolverine hunter.

To the disgust of all attending, he just couldn't wait to get up under her, get her loose, and drive her into the wall.

Firstbaseman On Fire

- Newt Gingrich's presidential campaign

Uwe has a guy down by the railyard who can hook you up.

FOX Executive: "Oh yeah! We've already secured basketball rights and everything. It's going to be huge."

That sounds bad, but head MRIs are total assholes. In the past year I've had two (both normal, thankfully), and it's one of the most disorienting experiences ever. You've got your head jammed in this really loud tube, immobilized with a glass shield over your face touching the tip of your nose, and OF COURSE your nose…

Thought about Pillman. I have a soft spot for Mike Awesome from his amazing rivalry with Masato Tanaka in the original ECW - his WCW days were trash though. He was a heck of wrestler for his size.

Love the handcuff match. But... Ultimate Warrior - still alive.

Dead Wrestler DUAN

Señor YouTuberé

I don't think so. The biggest losses from ToC were Thor Hushovd (I think he was just sick) and Jens Voight, who was unlucky to get caught in that crash the other day and broke his collarbone. For guys who are focused on the TdF (like Hushovd) I don't think it's a big deal to drop out of a race this time of year.