If you make an account, follow @wineaccguy (Body by Bacardi) and @JimmyBadDance (CBronsonSmile) - they both curate lists of Deadspinners and they will add you. You can find everyone on the list. Some commenters use their DS names, most don't.

It's like DUAN all day long. Plus 24/7 Hickey! Can't go wrong. There's a solid 30 or so of us on there.

Went right to the turpentine. Rough week.

Ha!

P.S. you need an actual Twitter account, fella.

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My story: Sixth grade. It's late May, it's hot, it's ballsticky humid. It's also time for our first dance. I don't think anybody really knew what the deal is. The boys were up against the one wall, the girls the other. Nobody moved for fear of ridicule and/or cootie infection.

Bad Dance Stories DUAN

I think I speak for the entire Deadspin commentariat when I say, do you get to keep it?

Look, I like AIM. I don't like how it looks or all of its useless bells and whistles, but I like that it's fast, reliable (coughskypechatcough), and that everyone in my office uses it, even the secretaries. I don't need/want to see my officemate just to send them a link to a Youtube video of somebody tickling a…

Sure it seems excessive, but with all the money he saved from taking advantage of the $23.99 buffet at Circus Circus, Whitlock had plenty of his weekly food budget left over to blow.

"When reached for comment, fans of Pb-82 continued to drool their approval."

+1 finger. I miss El Pulpo.

I made a tumblr for my stuff. Other people use other such services. URL works for me from tumblr but I've had mixed success otherwise.

Well it IS the Taco Bell in Pigeon Forge, Tenn., after all (really).

I wouldn't adopt the jump ball in college - if you've ever watched women's college ball, you know it would somehow be even more excruciating without the alternating possession arrow. Trust me.

I can honestly say that Whitlock contest was the most fun I ever had on Deadspin, and I didn't even comment before that. These Val Kilmer threads lately remind me a lot of that, because it was total one-upmanship going on, except for like 500 posts. Since then, there's only been the Tressel contest, in the midst of…

This is a present for Sharting. He knows why.

World War Z is amazing, and it'd be a lot more amazing if my ex-girlfriend didn't borrow it and then dump me three days later.