He allegedly pulled a chunk of her hair out and grabbed her cell phone away from her while shouting at her.

Of course Kane flies Southwest. D-Bags fly free.

+1 Photoshop inspiration

The noise Mr. Met would make if he could speak.

"Lucha libre night? Aw man, I thought this was nacho libre night. I brought salsa and everything."

Well, to be perfectly honest, I've been cleared to drink the stuff again if I want to, but after 10 years without I'd just as soon not get hooked again. Plus not drinking soda doesn't hurt the beltline.

Caffeine sadly not an option for me (I'm not one of those Mormons or anything, it's a heart thing), so I'm sitting in here with my AC on despite it being 60 degrees outside. Only three more weeks of this though!

I also get the second star, I assume because I'm that awesome.

I like how I changed my avatar like a month ago, it never switched on here, but I just logged onto ca.deadspin.com for the first time in awhile and it's the new one.

Being a huge pussy DUAN

I don't even know what to think anymore. Sean Avery is good? Hockey fans support gays? The media is defending homosexuality? People are watching Versus? It's like real life has gone kronum on us.

And yet Fernando Torres is getting paid $70 million to launch rockets into crowds of people three times a week.

I'm gutted to see this. It's a stark reminder how bonkers these professional riders are - they're pushing 70 MPH on often dodgy surfaces through narrow hairpin turns while going down these descents. And yet, it is an incredible testament to their skill that this sort of tragedy doesn't happen more.

That was the worst fantasy transaction since Cliff Lee signed with the Yankees.

Regional differences are definitely a problem, although women's lacrosse is actually much more popular now (its growth has exploded as a balance for football, to the detriment of the growth of men's lacrosse). For example, SEC school Florida recently added it and is now #1 in the country; Vanderbilt also has it and…

If I +1 this, do I go to hell too?

It's folks like you that make the Gainesville local news one of the highest rated in the country.

I had a whole joke about Glee, but I'll redact it and just say: let us have this one, for a day. K fella? Thanks.

I was skeptical we'd ever get bin Laden, but man, after that I'm convinced the Deadspin I-Team can find ANYBODY.

There it is. U S A! U S A! U S A!