Twitter is abuzz with Obama making a highly unusual 10:30 PM EST statement on live TV, with an unknown subject.

Oh yeah. All the time with DUAN topics. I think I've got something, start writing it, and it's awful. I almost posted a whole thing earlier about the magic of magnesium supplements and pooping. It was awful, but it sounded so good in my head.

Lance Berkman is carrying my team.

Were you a thalidomide baby?

I am deeply jealous. Ever since I saw hurling on TV a few years back at a pub, I've had it on my sports bucket list. It's so brutal, I love it.

Stupid Nibbles won't post the video...

There is quite the divided opinion among the commentariat on this one. We've debated it a couple times on Twitter and opinion seems mixed. I am deeply pro-her.

I know, I can't believe Princess Beatrice traded up for that hat.

Red Velvet Cake Planet

Dame Judy Dench is squinting at you in confusion.

Sorry for being late to the show.

You certainly didn't waste time waffling around on that edit.

Tim Tebow and Herschel Walker are said to be doing weird things together. Weird business things.

"Hey guys! Get a load of those Walloons!"

D-Wade hit that final dunk to make it 97-91 at the buzzer. Total is 188. O/U was 186, 186.5, or 187 depending on the line you're looking at.

@LBabe: I have no idea what you're talking about. I assume Sconnie is some sort of venereal disease?

We have enough cows in this godforsaken place, I don't really care if there any more. Unless I'm hankering for a burger.

@LBabe: Maybe? It seemed like an awful lot of fluid. I did glance in the rearview, but I didn't see anything popping out.

A cow just pissed on my car.